toddlers & tiaras
Has anyone seen TLC’s latest and greatest show called Toddlers and Tiaras? If the combination in the title isn’t enough to make your stomach turn, then I encourage you to watch an episode if you need a good nausea session. These moms are insane. Seriously. If there were any debate about having humans apply for a licence to have children, these women are prime representatives. When you see kids with fake tans, bleached hair with extensions, and more make-up than a drag-queen on Halloween; you know the hairspray fumes have definitely breached the brain. The worst part is these little girls don’t even to want to be there. So I’m sorry psycho-mom, just because you grew up to be a failure, doesn’t mean you turn your girl into a Barbie and vicariously live the dream. And hey, if the girl grows up and decides for herself she wants to enter a pageant, so be-it. But until then, take your haloperidol, deal with your self-esteem issues, and let your kid – be a kid. Le Barf.
November 25, 2010 at 11:01
oh, there no better way to put it. i once studyed some brainwashing techniques… and i see them used on these little girls by the parents. there was a movie featuring Keany Reaves as a under mediocre guy who says: “You need a licence to ride a motorcycle, but any idiot can be a parent!”
PS: “idiocy” IS actually a mental desease.
June 7, 2011 at 05:57
i honestly hate this show. pedophiles are watching this and i hate to sound gross but probably masturbating to shows like this. and they sneak into the pageants and try to take the little ones. this is how jean bonet ramsey died. cause of pageants like these.
July 31, 2011 at 20:38
…wow, thats just disterbing
these little girls aren’t even aloud a childhood, they just get carted around by phyco moms trying to relive “The glory days” who could care less that what they’re doing to their children is practically child abuse!
And by the way…those editted pictures look so rediculousely fake it’s not even funny, no actually toddler looks like that! they make them look like those extra creepy expressionless dolls
August 23, 2011 at 06:30
i actually disagree. I’ve watched the show and I understand why you might not like it and think it is wrong but if you only watch one episode you may see one where the child does not want to do it. I have watched many episodes where the daughter (or son) actually really enjoys pagents and a few episodes where the child does’nt so the mother stops pagents for them. Yes, I admit that there are alot of mums out there who are crazy and whose child hates it but you have to see the children who have good mothers and genuinely love pagents.
October 29, 2011 at 14:38
I am not a fan of the show, nor am I ha fan of how the parents are raising these kids. The kids do not know what its like to simply be themselves. Please have a look at my recent video blog about this show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hwahqExcos
Thank you.
December 30, 2011 at 20:25
Disgusting show
January 15, 2012 at 11:17
Props to the author of this, and to Ashley and the Anonymous response under hers. But to the rest of you, please, learn to use some simple syntax and grammar for Pete’s sake.
Kripto: Idiocy is NOT a mental disease. It’s just an unfortunate condition that many people suffer from, including yourself. Also, the last time the rest of the world checked, his name is Keanu. :l
Angelina: Calm your tits. Seriously. “Pedophiles are watching this and masturbating to these children. They go to the pageants and try to steal kids.” Could you not?
The first Anonymous: While I understand what you’re trying to say, and I agree wholeheartedly, if you had misspelled one more word, I think I would have choked on my own incredulity. Where is the nearest pharmacy, because daddy needs a little yellow pill.
See past the stereotype: What are you made of? I’d like to know. Clearly logic, reason, and good old common sense weren’t included in your design. If you can in any way condone this, something is wrong.